– Do you love working with exclusively high-quality developers in a “It’s ready when it’s ready” kind of environment?

– Do you like coding for long stretches of time without interruption?

– Do you thrive in a high-stress environment filled with political infighting, bureaucracy, and corporate nonsense?

If so, then we are the place for you, except you might hate how nice of a company we have – filled with happy, generally competent people that don’t put up with jerks. Frankly, it makes me sick how nice everyone is.

We are remote full time, have very flexible hours, people are judged by their output, not by how much they suck up to the boss, and turnover is super low because the company believes that happy employees = happy customers = happy bank account. Simply disgusting, if you ask me.

–Is this a real job ad?–

Yup! Amazingly enough, we actually paid money to post this on a bunch of different job sites. And it’s not even a pyramid schem...